100 things we've learned from House

[Trillian]

What have you learned from House? (Things about the characters and just general things you've learned)

1. Everybody Lies
2. It's never Lupus
3. When shaken around in the bottle Vicodin sounds a lot like tic-tacs
4.There are different shades of brown: Beyonce brown, Halle Berry brown
5. Lumbar punctures are essential to finding out what is wrong with ALL patients.
6.You can go ahead and break the MRI machine, another one will be ready by next Tuesday.
7. Inject people with paralytics instead of sedatives, it shuts them up.
8. Chase wears short-shorts
9. House's shoulder has real human feelings!
10. Vertical stripes are slimming

Keep it going!

[Trillian]

1. Everybody Lies
2. It's never Lupus
3. When shaken around in the bottle Vicodin sounds a lot like tic-tacs
4.There are different shades of brown: Beyonce brown, Halle Berry brown
5. Lumbar punctures are essential to finding out what is wrong with ALL patients.
6.You can go ahead and break the MRI machine, another one will be ready by next Tuesday.
7. Inject people with paralytics instead of sedatives, it shuts them up.
8. Chase wears short-shorts
9. House's shoulder has real human feelings!
10. Vertical stripes are slimming
11. Wilson's right, Foreman's wrong, and Cuddy's blouse is way too revealing for the office.
12. Wilson's a man. He doesn't have time for laundry. He's saving lives here.
13. Hector does go rug" is a lame anagram for "Dr. Greg House".
14. There's no "I" in "team", but there is a "me",though if you jumble it up.
15. People won't take you seriously if you don't have a laser pointer.
16. Cameron can't really pierce House with her stares.
17. Cheese is the Devil's plaything.
18. Smugness is easier to maintain than highlights.
19. Foreman knows more homeless people than any of us!
20. An un-calibrated centrifuge is a very sad thing.
21. House can be a jerk to people he hasn't slept with...he's that good.
22. A double negative response equals a positive answer.
23. It's kinda wh0reish to kiss and stab.
24. If a nurse from Peds is outside your office, it means that Cameron is hitting that, and its totally hot.
25. Wilson hs never winked at a patient...on purpose.

[Trillian]

1. Everybody Lies
2. It's never Lupus
3. When shaken around in the bottle Vicodin sounds a lot like tic-tacs
4.There are different shades of brown: Beyonce brown, Halle Berry brown
5. Lumbar punctures are essential to finding out what is wrong with ALL patients.
6.You can go ahead and break the MRI machine, another one will be ready by next Tuesday.
7. Inject people with paralytics instead of sedatives, it shuts them up.
8. Chase wears short-shorts
9. House's shoulder has real human feelings!
10. Vertical stripes are slimming
11. Wilson's right, Foreman's wrong, and Cuddy's blouse is way too revealing for the office.
12. Wilson's a man. He doesn't have time for laundry. He's saving lives here.
13. Hector does go rug" is a lame anagram for "Dr. Greg House".
14. There's no "I" in "team", but there is a "me",though if you jumble it up.
15. People won't take you seriously if you don't have a laser pointer.
16. Cameron can't really pierce House with her stares.
17. Cheese is the Devil's plaything.
18. Smugness is easier to maintain than highlights.
19. Foreman knows more homeless people than any of us!
20. An un-calibrated centrifuge is a very sad thing.
21. House can be a jerk to people he hasn't slept with...he's that good.
22. A double negative response equals a positive answer.
23. It's kinda wh0reish to kiss and stab.
24. If a nurse from Peds is outside your office, it means that Cameron is hitting that, and its totally hot.
25. Wilson has never winked at a patient...on purpose.
26. Wilson loved all his wives and...probably still does.
27. Monkey see, monkey do.
28. Flame canes make you look like you're going fast
29. Nothing explains itself bettter than a metaphor

[*~Fairy~*]

((Sorry.. I don't really do House 'member? If you do a Bones one I will do it ))